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Snow sucks.

Snow storms are the worst. Seriously if you like snow storms you are an asshole.

Snow storms start off beautiful. You see giant white flakes falling slowly from the sky. It’s so wonderful; look at all the kids catching snow flakes on their tongues.

Then it continues…..It doesn’t stop. It keeps snowing and snowing. You want to leave your house but you can’t. Why can’t you? You can’t because there is a 3 foot drift in front of your car. Oh and you have to shovel your sidewalk. And you better ice your sidewalk so some jackass doesn’t slip and fall on it and tell you to lawyer up.

In conclusion, snow sucks. If you like snow you are an asshole.

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Is it Hard to Drive Slow?

Living in Minnesota I see all different kinds of weather. In the summer we can have temps above 100 degrees, monsoon like rains, and tornadoes. In the winter we can have temps below –  32 degrees with white out blizzards.

Yesterday and last night we had rain and then snow which made the roads today very very slippery. Well apparently that didn’t stop the idiots from driving 1000 mph on the roads. Today there were over 300 accidents and 3 deaths. 

What a bunch of idiots. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that when it rains and snows over night that the roads might be a little slick.

I normally drive really fast. I’ll drive fast rain or shine, but the one time I won’t is when it’s snowing. I hate driving in the snow and ice and drive pretty slow while doing so. I just don’t understand why other people don’t do the same.

I don’t really want to sound like an asshole or anything, but those people that died kind of had it coming. I mean, if you don’t want to be careful while driving in less than optimal conditions you get what you get.