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Your Jacket Needs to Go.

On my way home from work today I looked to my right as I sped past a bunch of fools, and saw the biggest douche nozzle I’ve ever seen. He was wearing a Letterman Jacket, not only was he wearing one of the gayest jackets ever made, next to the technicolor-ed dream coat obviously, but it had the number 07 on the shoulder.


Are you kidding me right now!? Seriously? You’re going to wear a jacket with the 07 on the shoulder when you aren’t in school anymore and it’s almost 2009? I thought I was having flash backs to my proverbial “Haight-Ashbury” days.

Ditch the jacket dude, seriously. And if you don’t, and I see you, I’m kicking your ass.


Society is Screwed….

Society as we know it will not survive much longer. There are just too many people and more than half of them are completely retarded or insane. I’ve never claimed to be the smartest person in the world, but I do know what is right and wrong. The following stories will help show just how fucked we are….

Teen hires hitman to kill parents after being grounded from Playstation and TV.

Yes, a child, 16 years old tried to hire a hitman who turned out to be an undercover police officer to kill his parents. This kid, a juvenile delinquent of epic proportions has been in trouble for years and, from what I understand, has been punished very little for his crimes. Now the judge, being the gentleman that he is, is trying him in the Juvienile Courts instead of the Adult Court system which means he can’t be held after his 21st birthday. Way to go judge, you’ve done your one good deed to get into Heaven!

Servant forced to eat 100 chili peppers and vomit.

I thought this one was a joke. Apparently people are really this mean to people. Man what it must be like to be rich and have people waiting on you.

It’s not bad enough that this person is already cleaning up after your lazy ass, you have to humiliate them when ever you can? How bad can they be messing up your life that you have to make them eat 100 chili peppers and their vomit? That’s just fucked up.

A Texas idiot sits in a bathtub with rattle snakes.

Some yahoo from Dublin, Texas sat in a bathtub with 87 snakes in it for 45 minutes.

Was he a hostage?

Nope. Just a retard. A retard who wants to be famous for doing stupid things. This moron holds several different records (Guinness Book certified) involving rattle snakes.

This is all the news I can stand today with out wanting to end my life so I’ll leave it at that.

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Word of the Day –


someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard.