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I finally got a laptop and have the internets now so I will hopefully be posting on a semi-regular basis.

 

Just thought I would update you all on that. Now I am off to look at all kinds of sick and twisted porno.

Woo Hookers!

I just read on Fox News that this girl is selling her virginity on the internets. I for one am a big fan of this. I don’t have the money to pay for a hooker, but don’t have anything against it. If you want to pay to have sex with someone, that’s your own deal. It’s not like you’re raping them or anything. People are way to hung up on prostitution, seriously folks, unless the girl or guy (I guess) is being forced to do it what is the problem?

Well this chick from the one picture they show is pretty good looking. I doubt she is a virgin. Some dude bid 3.7 million dollars. I don’t care who it is, I wouldn’t pay that much to have sex with her.

Would you pay for sex or have you already?

Soft Core Blows

I love 3 day weekends. Friday I drank a bunch of beer with my neighbors and planned on relaxing on Saturday, plans change I suppose. I got a call from my good friend Jeff. He called to tell me to come over because he and another one of my friends, Justin grilled up to much food and I was needed to help. So I did what any aspiring fat person would do, I got my ass over there.

I get there and am greeted with a beer and a brat. We stood around and had interesting conversations about taking shits, lesbians, and taking shits on people. I told them both my goal is to bang a lesbian, then Jeff had to be a one-upper and tell me he already did that. (jerk) Then told me about a “lesbian” he knows that takes naked photos, which he never showed me, but doesn’t show “the goods.” He told me she gets a lot of money just to show her boobs.

WHO LOOKS AT THIS STUFF?!?

Soft Core porn is the worst! It’s like a lap dance when you can’t touch the stripper. What is the point? Soft Core porn should be outlawed, and the people who watch it should be punched in the neck. What can you possible get out of seeing half naked chicks and nothing hardcore? Wast of time if you ask me.

Did you all have a good Memorial Day weekend? Are you a supporter of Soft Core porn?

Don’t Say You’re Sorry

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last couple of days you probably have heard that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been accused of having sex with hookers. Now these weren’t just any hookers, they were high class hookers costing thousands for just an hour of “work.”

Here’s the thing, after Spitzer gets caught he says he’s sorry. Is he really sorry for cheating on his wife with a few hookers? Or is he sorry that he got caught cheating on his wife with a few hookers?

I would rather have had him say nothing. Or just issue a statement saying that he just loves the poon so much that one vagina isn’t enough. Just don’t lie to me. That’s all I ask. I have no problem with people who cheat on their wives/husbands, but when you get caught don’t try to gain sympathy by apologizing. It looks so forced.

I have something for you Eliot;

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Enough of the Bad, on to the Good

The past 2 days I posted blogs with pictures in them that were not so pleasing. So today I think I’ll change it up. Below are random chicks that I found that I would bang. (if they would let me.)

hot

Maybe it’s the tattoo. Maybe it’s the red hair. Maybe it’s the sweet ass car in the back-round. Or maybe it’s the lack of any clothing from the waist down. Whatever it is, I’m a big fan.

Hot Chicks

A slutty Snow White? Yes please.

Hot Girl

Even though that bathroom is dirtier than a Saigon whore I’d still bang this chick on that rug. Don’t worry, I’d clean up with that spray bottle full of bleach.

Hot firegirl and bike

I’m not a fire man, nor do I ride a motorcycle. But I’d still take a run at this broad. But I can’t figure out why that motorcycle is in her house.

kissing

I’d be content just watching this. They better go past 3rd bast though.

5forme

This really needs no description. I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed. They might kick me out though, and I would be alright with that if they let me watch.

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