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Woo Hookers!

I just read on Fox News that this girl is selling her virginity on the internets. I for one am a big fan of this. I don’t have the money to pay for a hooker, but don’t have anything against it. If you want to pay to have sex with someone, that’s your own deal. It’s not like you’re raping them or anything. People are way to hung up on prostitution, seriously folks, unless the girl or guy (I guess) is being forced to do it what is the problem?

Well this chick from the one picture they show is pretty good looking. I doubt she is a virgin. Some dude bid 3.7 million dollars. I don’t care who it is, I wouldn’t pay that much to have sex with her.

Would you pay for sex or have you already?

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Soft Core Blows

I love 3 day weekends. Friday I drank a bunch of beer with my neighbors and planned on relaxing on Saturday, plans change I suppose. I got a call from my good friend Jeff. He called to tell me to come over because he and another one of my friends, Justin grilled up to much food and I was needed to help. So I did what any aspiring fat person would do, I got my ass over there.

I get there and am greeted with a beer and a brat. We stood around and had interesting conversations about taking shits, lesbians, and taking shits on people. I told them both my goal is to bang a lesbian, then Jeff had to be a one-upper and tell me he already did that. (jerk) Then told me about a “lesbian” he knows that takes naked photos, which he never showed me, but doesn’t show “the goods.” He told me she gets a lot of money just to show her boobs.

WHO LOOKS AT THIS STUFF?!?

Soft Core porn is the worst! It’s like a lap dance when you can’t touch the stripper. What is the point? Soft Core porn should be outlawed, and the people who watch it should be punched in the neck. What can you possible get out of seeing half naked chicks and nothing hardcore? Wast of time if you ask me.

Did you all have a good Memorial Day weekend? Are you a supporter of Soft Core porn?

Too Hot to Trot and Fly, and Old Guy Falls

Last thing first. This old ass senator fell and is in the hospital. Here is the whole story from www.Foxnews.com 

WASHINGTON — A spokesman for Sen. Robert Byrd says the 90-year-old lawmaker is in the hospital after taking a fall at his home.

Byrd, who is third in line to the presidency, was taken to Walter Reed Army Medical Center after complaining of back pain. He is staying there overnight for observation.

His spokesman, Jesse Jacobs, says it’s not clear whether Byrd suffered any broken bones.

THIS GUY IS 90!!!! How can you do ANYTHING when you’re 90!?!? Who voted for this guy? There wasn’t anyone one else you could find? There wasn’t a rock you could vote for? At least when a rock falls it doesn’t get hurt.

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And now on to “real” news. 2 “hot” girls were kicked off a flight for “being attractive.” Here is the link to the story.

Before we go any further lets see what these girls look like.

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Girl on the right is actually pretty hot, but the girl on the left not hot at all. If you think she is hot you are out of your mind. It looks like she has had a plastic surgery procedure botched on her face.

Let me tell you something about attractive people, they aren’t discriminated against. People will bend over backwards to help an attractive woman.

I was reading some of the comments on the news page. As of right now there are over 900. I thought I would share a few of them with you.

Kevin from Schaumburg, IL

I cant believe I wasted two minutes of my life reading this article.

Norville from Overland Park, KS

I’d tap that.

Samuel Elrod from Nashville, TN

Is it too late for their parents to abort them?

Glen from Castle Rock, CO

Gigitty gigitty gig-it-ty

Dark Haired Girl is Ugly from Kansas City, MO

Pretty?!?? The blonde is, but the dark haired girl has a fat face and looks like it got hit by a truck. You were mistreated because you mistreated others. People usually don’t dish it out unless you give it first.

Obbop from Omaha, NE

Pretty? Gag.

Betcha’ in ten years they are as fat as me and will be even uglier than they are now.

This is just a sample of the hilarity from the comments.

If these broads sue and win any money, I will vomit all over myself and start a fetish porn site where I let people puke and shit all over me. If they win any money it will just show that our legal system in this country is completely fucked and the world is close to ending.

When Cocks and Tits Attack

It’s not a good news day for private parts for both genders. We have guys dying because their cocks are malfunctioning after a vasectomy. And we have Dolly Parton postponing her tour because her boobs are huge. Bad news Dolly, back pain treatment getting pricier.

Dolly Parton

All I know is that she better not get a reduction. That is the one surgery that should be illegal. Breast reduction surgery, pfft. What a joke. Those things are huge, it’s like she put two basketballs inside of her chest. I would definitely take a run at her. Who wouldn’t want to get a glimpse of those warlocks? I’m pretty sure even Clay Aiken would want to see them, and he’s pretty gay.

Why dude, why would you have your nuts clipped? Are you a pet? It is not a good plan. Not only does it hurt, but you can die! Plus you have a knife inside of your sac. Seriously, you would sign up for that? Just put your old lady on the pill, pull out, and drop a load on her face. Problem solved.

Enough of the Bad, on to the Good

The past 2 days I posted blogs with pictures in them that were not so pleasing. So today I think I’ll change it up. Below are random chicks that I found that I would bang. (if they would let me.)

hot

Maybe it’s the tattoo. Maybe it’s the red hair. Maybe it’s the sweet ass car in the back-round. Or maybe it’s the lack of any clothing from the waist down. Whatever it is, I’m a big fan.

Hot Chicks

A slutty Snow White? Yes please.

Hot Girl

Even though that bathroom is dirtier than a Saigon whore I’d still bang this chick on that rug. Don’t worry, I’d clean up with that spray bottle full of bleach.

Hot firegirl and bike

I’m not a fire man, nor do I ride a motorcycle. But I’d still take a run at this broad. But I can’t figure out why that motorcycle is in her house.

kissing

I’d be content just watching this. They better go past 3rd bast though.

5forme

This really needs no description. I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed. They might kick me out though, and I would be alright with that if they let me watch.

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Brainless links

Got some links here for ya. There are plenty of awesome things happening around the Internet (not just here at Sans Brains) and I wouldn’t want any of you to miss out on them.

A Rambo Review – Bronson Five

A Hot DJ– Hottest Girls of Myspace

When All Else Fails, It’s Time to Make Fun of Zach Braff’s Commenters– Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog

Cactus vs Tumbleweed– Kissing Suzy Kolber

No Fucking Pun – Ask N.A. Hole

Awkward Moments at College – That Pessimist

And a bunch of porn stars –
Hot Chicks

Haunt Away

GhostGod this movie sucks.

I get ideas for blogs in strange places. Today I was taking a shower before work and started thinking about if I was a ghost or at least invisible and how awesome it would be to fuck with people. There are so many things I’d do.

– When people were taking showers I’d turn the cold/hot water on full blast and watch them jump to one side of the tub. Note-I’d only do this to chicks.

-Obviously I’d go to the women’s locker room. But I’d make it SUPER cold. Very nice! 

-I would go to a Korn concert and as soon as Johnathan Davis got on stage I’d kick his ass. God Korn sucks.

-I’d run around naked. It would be alright, I’m invisible.

-I would pull down random business men’s pants while they’re walking down Wall Street. Smug mofo’s.

There is an infinite number of things you could do while invisible or a ghost and I’m sure I’d do almost all of them.

What would you do?