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Is There Something Behind Me?

I haven’t been around here much. Not because I don’t want to be but because I’m actually busy at work now and I don’t have a computer at home. But I was reminded today by a few people that people actually miss my “blog.” So I will share a story of what happened to me today.

Today was a shitty day. Not only did I have to work but my legs hurt and my foot is all cut up from a wedding on the beach I went to this weekend, so I walked around all day with a gangster limp. People thought I was a retard. That could be because of the way I look, but I’m going to pretend it was because of my walking.

So after a day from hell I get in my car that is hotter than an oven. Seriously, I put half my body in and I was almost cooked. After almost passing out from heat exhaustion I drove out of the parking lot with talk radio on. I looked in my rear view mirror and noticed it vibrating like I was jammin to some hard-core gangster rap music, only I was just listening to ESPN Radio. I’m not really to worried about it as I’m flying down the interstate, but then all of a sudden it just pops off and is hanging there by a cord. I don’t know if you’ve ever driven with out a rear view mirror, let me tell you, it is weird. So I drove about 10 minutes to an auto parts store to get some glue and shit to fix it, but until I got there I probably looked like the biggest idiot ever.


10 Responses

  1. Actually, I do know how weird it is. I’ve had to drive a friends car b4 that didn’t have one..somehow, I felt distantly disconnected from the rest of the traffic around me.

    lmao!! a retarded gangsta limp! Yep, I’m sure thats what it was..later Steve…

  2. It woulda been cooler not to fix it

  3. CG – It was horrible.

    Rob – I would have to kick my own ass if I didn’t fix it.

  4. Sorry to hear your foot is all messed up. Maybe all those kids walking around with pump limps are injured too!

    Yes, I have driven with no rear view mirror. It felt really weird and it got fixed ASAP. I have to be able to see who’s driving directly behind me.

  5. Don’t feel bad. I broke off my drivers side mirror once in a parking garage. How I did that is another, more embarrassing story, and was most likely the shittiest day of my life.

  6. Sometimes I drive around in my car during the summer with the windows up and no a/c. I like sweating and there is no better feeling than how it feels when you get out of that car. Seriously, it is amazing, especially if you are listening to extremely loud, agressive hardcore metal or something.

  7. That same thing happened to me. Only I didn’t get the glue for a few months.

    Cars are lame.

  8. Glad you’re back dude. It’s Sexual T btw.

    I remember driving back from a club dragging a muffler down the highway. It was hilarious.

  9. Good to see you are back on the blog.

  10. I see your blog this is nice. you want a best rear car mirror please visit our site.

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