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When Food Goes Bad

I found this post while clicking through some links tonight. It is the top ten drunk college foods. It reminded me of a few years ago when I lived with a few roommates.

I had an apartment that I shared with a friend (Nate) and his girlfriend (Breena). A mutual friends, but mostly their friend (Ugly, yes that’s what we called him.) was staying on our couch. We used to have a lot of parties. A lot of them. And our fridge was like Craig’s from Friday. You know, “peanut butter no jelly, Kool-aid no sugar, ham no burger” you get the idea. Nothing ever matched in our fridge.

Usually after everyone would be passed out on one of our drinking nights, you could look in the kitchen and see Ugly cooking something up. What that something was was always the question.

Pop tart sandwiches? Seen it.

Cereal in a soft shell taco? Yep.

Anything Ramen? Of course.

I was never hungry enough to try any of these “meals.” Ugly used to say they were the best things ever, so I guess I’ll just have to take his word for it.

What is the worst thing you’ve ever eaten in a drunken state?


8 Responses

  1. Peanut Butter, Ham, and tuna fish sandwich. Crazee Tastee.

  2. I can’t eat weird stuff when I’m drunk. It will instantly induce vomiting. I have a weak stomach. I always rely on the Whataburger Taquito.

    What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten?

    Cereal in a soft shell taco…GA-ROSS.

  3. Evyl – Oh man….The tuna fish and ham I could handle, but the peanut butter puts it over the top.

    Lucky – Yeah, my stomach is only good at holding alcohol, not gross ass foods. I don’t remeber if Ugly ever made me any of his crazy foods, I’m sure I had some nasty shit when I lived there though.

  4. i don’t think i’ve eaten anything gross… i’ve eaten wheat toast with a LOT of butter… and spaghetti with some kind of spicy chili sauce…

  5. That’s not gross at all. Haha.

    I’ve passed out and had tons of hot sauce poured in my mouth.

  6. hot sauce is teh yummz.

  7. Hahaha.

    It is good. But having a mouth full of it when you wake up isn’t.

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