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Too Dunk to Drive?

I just read this story about a guy blaming eating cookies and milk while driving for his speeding. Let me say that again; He blamed eating cookies and milk while driving for his speeding.

Question – If you are eating while driving and drive shitty, aren’t you still the one driving there for at fault?

I eat while I drive all the time, it’s not that big of a deal. But when you are dipping cookies into milk while driving you’ve crossed the line. Just wait till you get home, or sit in a parking lot and dip away you stooge. I know Oreos are good, but they aren’t that good.

Have some accountability for your own actions. I’m surprised he isn’t suing Nabisco for the speeding ticket.


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4 Responses

  1. In addition to suing Nabisco, he should sue the woman’s who’s breast the milk came from (this guy’s a fucking weirdo as it is, so I’m going out on a limb and assuming he drinks breast milk, you know?)


  2. Haha. That reminds me of that Dave Chappelle skit where he is P-Diddy and he wants the breast milk.

  3. anyone who’s had milk and cookies in the car knows you don’t dip! you take a bite of the cookie, then you take a sip of milk before you chew the cookie. duh!

  4. Hahaha.

    You should write a book.

    Eating While Driving; The Right Way.

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