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When Cocks and Tits Attack

It’s not a good news day for private parts for both genders. We have guys dying because their cocks are malfunctioning after a vasectomy. And we have Dolly Parton postponing her tour because her boobs are huge. Bad news Dolly, back pain treatment getting pricier.

Dolly Parton

All I know is that she better not get a reduction. That is the one surgery that should be illegal. Breast reduction surgery, pfft. What a joke. Those things are huge, it’s like she put two basketballs inside of her chest. I would definitely take a run at her. Who wouldn’t want to get a glimpse of those warlocks? I’m pretty sure even Clay Aiken would want to see them, and he’s pretty gay.

Why dude, why would you have your nuts clipped? Are you a pet? It is not a good plan. Not only does it hurt, but you can die! Plus you have a knife inside of your sac. Seriously, you would sign up for that? Just put your old lady on the pill, pull out, and drop a load on her face. Problem solved.

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  1. […] AmericanIdolist.com » Tracking the race to be the next idol wrote an interesting post today on When Cocks and Tits AttackHere’s a quick excerptI’m pretty sure even Clay Aiken would want to see them, and he’s pretty gay. […]

  2. Oh.
    My.
    GAWD.

    I was with you until the last two sentences. DUDE!

    I still laughed though 😉

  3. Haha. It’s all true. I’ve had girls beg for a load on their face.

  4. They should just swallow. Less mess for all.

  5. Yeah. I think maybe they had dry skin or something.

  6. I agree Steve it should be a sin for them to get a reduction.

    I know a small frame girl that has a D Rack. All natural, i know because she don’t have the money for a breast enlargement…lol

    Anyways she was thinking about it and I hit her on top the head and said in a firm voice… NO!

  7. Yeah, she better not get a reduction.

    Also, get pictures and send them to my email.

    donteattheworm@gmail.com

    Haha.

  8. lol

    I will not let you down!…btw, I am preparing for the show tom. I am going out to get beer…lol, Hope to see u all on the show

    BTW u all should talk about how much Valentines Day Sucks, Laura and I are going to listen to the show for V-Day!

  9. I would totally get a vasectomy, except my semen is already so acidic that it literally eats its way though uteral matter, drywall, steel-reinforced concrete, and molten lava.

  10. Nice “Celebrate Diversity” ribbon Dolly. It looks like your jaw popped out of the sockets too.

    May want to have that looked at.

  11. I love how you strengthened your point by clarifying that even Clay Aiken would want to get in on that despite gayness…..it’s SO true….it would be the same thing if some dude had like one of the biggest wangs EVER…like even Rosie O’Donnell would wanna get a piece of that, you know? 😉

  12. Big Guy – Excellent. I will be refreshing my email. Haha. I promise the show will be better than last weeks. (Which I didn’t think was that bad.)

    DT – You should probably have that looked at man.

    Joe – She is practicing her facial face.

    Romi – I don’t want Rosie looking at my junk.

  13. It wasn’t that it was bad, it was just random rambling, and that in small forms can be fine, however for an hour long is much.

  14. Yeah. Jeff calling in late kind of fucked with me at the begining.

    Hopefully I can think of some shit to talk about while I’m working tonight.

  15. um…I just have to say for my own sake. Big tits don’t equal “nice tits” OK. I’m just saying is all.

  16. All tits are nice!!

  17. I like you have an “equal opportunity” way of thinking 😉

  18. I’ve never seen a breast I didn’t like. Heh.

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