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What’s the Deal?

What is with all of the anti alcohol stories in the news today?

This guy is arrested for selling collector bottles of Jack Daniels. Seriously, aren’t there things that government should be worrying about?

 The President is sober. Something about a “higher power.” Maybe weed? Probably coke. Possibly whip-its.

This no talent actress (Sean Taylor) heckles some guy I’ve never heard of (Julian Schnabel) at some award show I never saw. Who cares about this? Comedians get heckled all the time.

DUI’s on a lawn mower. The guy just needed to get to the liquor store. What’s wrong with cutting a little grass on the way?

The news really needs to lighten up on the anti alcohol stories. I know it’s a slow news day and all, but geeze, leave us drinkers out of it.

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4 Responses

  1. Here is some sex and religion news for you…just to mix it up a little.

    Lookin’ to score at the Super Bowl?
    http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/15152839/detail.html

    Pretty sure this guy is going to hell:
    http://www.nbc5i.com/news/15152909/detail.html

  2. No wonder I couldn’t find my usual hookers…They are all in Arizona.

  3. Hahaha..I saw that Sean Taylor, she was some old ass freak that no one’s even seen in anything before…slow news day INDEED….

  4. I hate slow news days….

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