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The End of Times

UFOs are apparently coming to kill us all. I read this story yesterday and it’s still on the front page of Fox News so I guess I’ll write something about it. My favorite part of the story is this quote.

“People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it’s the end of times,” said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. “It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts.”

This pretty much sums up the south to me. Crazy religious people that think a “UFO” means that the world is going to end.

“You hear about big bass or big buck in the area, but this is a different deal,” Sorrells said. “It feels good to hear that other people saw something, because that means I’m not crazy.”

Sorrells said he has seen the object several times. He said he watched it through his rifle’s telescopic lens and described it as very large and without seams, nuts or bolts

Aiming your rifle at it? What the Hell is wrong with people? Damn hillbillies.

Redneck

An artists recreation of hillbilly guy seeing UFO.

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9 Responses

  1. It was probably Lord Xenu looking for new real estate.

  2. Haha. That sounds reasonable. But why would he look in Texas? Nothing good has come from Texas.

  3. Is that hillbilly guy not wearing shoes??
    Awesome 🙂

  4. stupid southern morons…good thing im from texas…ugh

  5. Steve, open your mind to the possibility man. Aliens are real. Why the only make pit stops in rural areas is beyond me, but they’re real god dammit.

  6. Amanda – Yeah, sucks to be you.

    T-Rex – Haha. Sure thing man. Aliens have a really skewed perception of human life then. Those rednecks are the only ones who ever get “abducted.”

  7. Romi – Yeah, the aliens took his shoes. Heh.

  8. Let’s be honest here, what they REALLY saw was a the MacBook Air flying by on its way to San Fran for Macworld ’08. I mean hellooo…this occurred less than 24 hours prior…and the town it occurred in was called Stephenville…Steve Jobs…how convenient.

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