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The Pube Convo

I had a conversation with a female friend of mine today. Somehow we got onto the topic of old dudes hitting on her and then it morphed into a talk about how I style my pubes. I’m going to copy and paste it so if it looks funny that’s why.

Her – i shouldn’t have said that…

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

 Me– haha…you know you love old boners.

Her – I love boners…

just not old boners…gross

old balls

Me– don’t lie. you know you love them. haha.

Her – well only if their man bush is gray

Me – i dye my pubes gray. makes it look more distinguished.

Her – indeed it would

you def want a distinguished boner

Me– yeah don’t want my boner looking like every other boner.

Her – nobody does

you gotta be able to stand out in a crowd…

Me-yeah that’s why right now i gave my pubes a perm.

Her– better put some soul glo on those babies to keep em moisturized

Me– yeah next week I’m going for the jeri-curl look. the chicks dig it.

Her – you should roll some beads up in there too..to complete the look..maybe they could be glow in the dark?

Me – that would be cool. i was thinking about getting corn rows though.

Her – stop you’re making me wet

Me – sorry about that. i have that effect on women.

And that is pretty much it.

Am I normal for having conversations like this? Or am I sick in my brain?

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21 Responses

  1. i think i just realized why you are sex deprived…

    and i think you are a sick sick man…

  2. Why is that?

    Well that question really wasn’t supposed to be answered….

  3. bc you permed your pubes…everyone knows that girls dig french braids…

    i call it like i see it

  4. I’m growing mine out so I can put them in a Princess Leah (Lay-uh?) buns.

  5. thats hot. perfect to hold on to you while giving you a blow job…

  6. That’s the plan. Plus then I can make lightsaber jokes the whole time.

  7. uh…do you get laid at the star wars convention? light saber jokes are usually used to not get action

  8. They work for me.

  9. If I had a nickel for every time I had this conversation, I would have a shit load of nickels.

  10. Nickels suck. They are pretty much worthless. 5 cents? Who really wants 5 cents? Not me.

  11. if you are sick in the brain…what about that chick?

    I’m sure your pubes are amazing…I love gray bush.

    not normal

  12. She is probably crazy too.

    Yeah, I have a skunk thing going on right now. Very nice.

    …..

  13. Dude, this sounds like every other conversation I have 😛 Totally normal. But not a fan of the grey pubes, gross

  14. probably really crazy…

    loving the skunk

  15. If people start calling YOU crazy, then MY sanity is FUCKED! (hopefully by an old-man boner…woah, did I just say that!!?!?! 😉 )

  16. Green – Well at least I’m not alone.

    Destiny – Yeah, the ladies LOVE the skunk.

    Romi – Hahaha. Even better if that boner is attached to a rich dude right?

  17. I think it’s your friend you need start worrying about.She has absolutely zero pube fashion sense!

  18. Hahahaha. I don’t even know what to say to that.

  19. I am in my mid forties and I have been keeping my pubes off since I was in my first year of college.
    How I came about it was that I was looking at some hard core porn mags. and I noticed something that I had never noticed before…Wh y did all the men have perfect pubes. It looked as though, well I was right, so I did not waste anytime on that. And it’s been looking really, really good down there for 30 yrs!
    It’s just a part of a man’s grooming routine. It looks nice. Smells nice. You can see everything down there and with it done right, it looks all consistent and natural.
    I don’t think its a have to thing, its a choice. Big bush or evenly cut really low to the skin, or some have it completely off. I don’t know if I could do that.
    thanks…bye!

  20. lol. there’s nothing wrong with you, don’t worry. you just had a really random conversation. it’s quite hilarious actually.

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