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Dude, You’re an Idiot

In a weapons free fight between man and tiger.

Tiger ALWAYS wins.

(here is the story)

A 50 year old Indian man named Jayaprakash Bezbaruah found this out the hard way. This genius wanted a great Christmas card photo and decided to climb over barriers and to stick his arm in the tiger cage. Turns out there tigers like the taste of human flesh and bit the hell out of his arm. Buddy, you are not smart and the world is a better place without you. You should have probably been taken out a long time ago. At the age of 50 you should know better than to stick your arm into a tiger cage!


Moral of the story; Don’t mess with wild animals, in cages or not. Because if you do, they will try to eat you.

Word of the Day –

Tiger Claw –

The index and middle finger inserted in the vagina, creating a “bent V” hand shape to stimulate the G spot.


9 Responses

  1. Dumb ass….

    Woo!!! Word of the day!!!

  2. It’s not the guy’s fault, it’s the zoo’s fault they need a deterrent to keep people out of the cage, perhaps they could put a vicious animal in there.

  3. im more of a stick my limbs inside of a lion kind of girl…

    and any mention of claw and my vagina are no goes for me…i hurt just reading this…

  4. dido to Jimmy! I can’t say it any better than that! I just love the word g-spot…oh wait TMI I know.

  5. What a dumb dumb? Everyone knows if you’re going to climb into a wild animals cage, you go into the Lions Den.

  6. If you are going to go into a wild animals cage at the zoo to get mauled, go into the polar bears cage… Why? Because I like them, and they are supposedly one of the most vicious animals in the world.

  7. “Don’t harm the tiger.” – Roy of Siegfried & Roy. See… tigers only win when they’re supposed to.

  8. Jimmy – I brought it back for you man.

    DT – Haha..Yeah, those zookeepers are dumb for not putting anything dangerous in there.

    Amanda – I was going for that. The hurting the vagina thing.

    Cowgal – G spot is NEVER TMI. EVER.

    T – Rex – I know man. He’s an idiot.

    Jeff – LIke the polar bear at Como Zoo? That thing is a beast.

    Toph – Those dudes suck. Haha. I wish they would both get eaten and actually die.

  9. Damn I wonder if that dude was one of my 100 uncles from India…maybe it was, and maybe it runs in the family, ’cause I was at an aquarium yesterday, and I was totally dipping my feet in the killer shark tank…sigh…”just ’cause”… 🙂

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