Anything to Ad?…

I was going to write a blog about how I have tons of ideas but they are all trapped in my brain. I was going to find a picture from Seinfeld with Elaine or George. Instead I found a whole bunch of people posed with bottles of Vault. Turns out people do this with every kind of pop. (or soda, or coke, or whatever you want to call it.) So below I’m going to post some and think of ads these could be used in.

Mountain Dew –

“Mountain Dew; so good it’ll make you pose in a bathroom mirror.”

Vault –

“Vault; face splitting delicious!”

Pepsi – A two photo spread.

“Pepsi; it’ll make underage chicks want to sleep with you. Just don’t let their parents find out.”

Coca Cola – Two for this one as well.

“We don’t speak Spanish either, but we’re sure it says something along the lines of ‘ouch.'”

“Coca Cola; Supporting orgies since 1886.”

Sierra Mist –

“Sierra Mist; teaching proper technique since 2000.”

Word of the Day –

Photo Rape –

the act of raping someone with your camera; taking pictures of people without their knowledge or consent.