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I was going to write a blog about how I have tons of ideas but they are all trapped in my brain. I was going to find a picture from Seinfeld with Elaine or George. Instead I found a whole bunch of people posed with bottles of Vault. Turns out people do this with every kind of pop. (or soda, or coke, or whatever you want to call it.) So below I’m going to post some and think of ads these could be used in.

Mountain Dew –

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“Mountain Dew; so good it’ll make you pose in a bathroom mirror.”

Vault –

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“Vault; face splitting delicious!”

Pepsi – A two photo spread.

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“Pepsi; it’ll make underage chicks want to sleep with you. Just don’t let their parents find out.”

Coca Cola – Two for this one as well.

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“We don’t speak Spanish either, but we’re sure it says something along the lines of ‘ouch.'”

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“Coca Cola; Supporting orgies since 1886.”

Sierra Mist

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“Sierra Mist; teaching proper technique since 2000.”

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17 Responses


    …love the coke and the sierra mist ones…

  2. Heh…Glad you liked them….I wasn’t sure if these were good since I’m half asleep….

  3. haha that Sierra mist one rocks!

  4. Yeah I saw that picture and I almost died laughing….

  5. hahaha clever titles.

  6. what kind of asshole takes a picture of themselves with a mountain dew in the bathroom?

  7. King Steve,

    Havent heard from you over at http://www.brunoboysforum.com lately. Love your blog, come back into the Bruno Boys Fantasy Football Forum and start posting again brotha!

    How the fantasy teams turning out?

    Bruno Boys Fantasy Football

  8. that girl in the coke bottle one must have been really lonely…or gappy…or both.

    great pics though! laughed my ass off!

  9. “Letting chicks know theres an alturnitive to guys and conventional sex toys since b4 time” an idea for the spanish coke one…

    very funny just wht i need firs thing in the morning lol 🙂

  10. I like the Sierra Mist slogan.

  11. I always though it would be fun to have a coke machine in the garage…but now I’m having second thoughts. Do you think all the crazy teens in the neighborhood would come hump it? Cause I don’t really need a coke that bad.

  12. I think the guy humping the coke machine is ugly as fuck; that is one orgy I do NOT wanna be a part of…shudder….

  13. i’m thirsty

  14. King Steve, talk to me. What in thee hell is going on in that Spanish coca-cola ad?? I’m troubled.

  15. Lisa – Glad you liked them…

    Derek – Your guess is as good as mine…

    Marc – Thanks for stopping by man….The team is doing alright…

    Joebec – Probably lonely….

    Lonelygurl – Haha…That’s a good one…

    T-Rex – Yeah, I saw that picture and I know it would be comedy gold…

    Cowgal – NOONE needs Coke that bad…Heh…

    Romi – So what you’re saying is that there are orgies you would like to be in?….

    Toph – Hahaha…Me too man…Me too…

    Abarclay – I don’t know….I don’t speak spanish….Heh..

  16. Loosly translated. The fans of Coke take it on the inside. BTW, Coca-Cola in Spanish is translated as Cocaine Tail.

  17. That’s what it means?…That’s fucked up….

    Are you serious?…I would definitely drink something called Cocaine Tail…Even if it was rabbit piss….

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