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Lookin Good Giving Me the News…

I watch the news a lot. Working midnights I’m getting home in the morning when the news is on, and I’m waking up at night when the news is on, so I see it quite a bit. Other than all of the depressing news I have one complaint. There are too many ugly chicks and dudes on there.

Is it possible to get hot chicks to tell me the news? I don’t care if they do a good job or not. Bad things are always easier to digest if a hot chick is saying it. I’m not saying to fire all of the old ugly chicks and dudes, but they have to get off of the screen. Hide them in the back or something, I don’t care, just don’t let me see them.

Example –

The Today Show.

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Meredith Vieria.

You are old, and ugly. You look like Skeletor, have another face lift so all the skin comes off your face and I might be interested to hear what you say, or at least look at you. Until then; get off of my TV!

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That is the National News. Now on to my local news.

The news channel I really like watching has one of the worst looking chick anchors I’ve ever seen.

There are tons of examples. I’m just too lazy to lay them all out here for you.

Think about it. Would you rather look at Meredith or would you rather look at these chicks?

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I think the answer is obvious.

Getting rid of the guys is a no brainer. I don’t care what guys have to tell me. I don’t want to see them, I don’t want to hear them. They just ruin the fantasy I’m trying to have with the hot news anchor chick. And if I see a dude on there with a hot chick I consider him competition and that’s all I can think about.

So, pretty much I’m insane. 🙂


Word of the Day –

News Porn –

Extensive news coverage of an unfortunate but essentially unimportant event purely for the purpose of titillating the audience and stimulating their pertinent desires


22 Responses

  1. […] Berrio Productions wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptYou look like Skeletor, have another face lift so all the skin comes off your face and I might be interested to hear what you say, or at least look at you. Until then; get off of my TV! That is the National News. Now on to my local news … […]

  2. Wait…Who?…

  3. i like how you correlated the word of the day with what you wrote about…

    as for the rest…i just read the news…i rarely watch it…although we have a couple of hot guys that give the news in the DFW area…

  4. Yeah…I’m going to try and do that more often…

    I watch it and read it…As much as I hate it, I can’t get away from it…

  5. You need to watch that show called Naked News. I have seen a video before of a Japanese girl news reporter getting facials while reporting the news.

  6. Yeah…I’ve heard of that before…I wouldn’t get any news out of that though…Heh…

  7. You would be the news…

    A man named Steve murdered thousands of potential babies while watching the evening news.

  8. That’s a headline that could be printed almost daily…Haha..

  9. I guess Jimmy beat me to it, but they have topless news over in Europe. It’s pretty sweet. And I so agree. Dan Rather can kiss my ass. I actually watch a particular news station in the morning because they have the hottest local news girl. It works.

  10. Yeah…I might have to order that or something…That’s how I choose my news stations though…Hottest chicks…

  11. Hello…
    i found you by way of josh’s blog.. or rotgutmccoy.. whichever he wants to be.. anyway i too was goin to comment on the nakid news but everyone else has too lol

    its so weird how you pic news by the hottest presenter in new zealand we only have 3 channels with news and one of them is australian. so we dnt have much choice in the “hot” presenter…

  12. Yeah, apparently I need to get this naked news thing…Heh…

    That sucks on the non hot news anchors…

  13. – you need to watch the Spanish station then..they have the hottest ladies on the news. You don’t speak or understand Spanish, u say? No problem, whose listening anyways, right? LMAO!

    just a thought! ha! 😉

  14. What’s up Berrio? LOL

    you know, in other countries (don’t fucking ask me which ones though) they have news where the anchors are hot and (no shit) they strip down to fucking nothing as they’re doing the news.

    why can’t we have that? then i’d watch the news all the time!

  15. I always ask myself “how many guys dicks did that anchor suck while she was in college”. It’s a lot more fun to do that when they are hot. I agree with your qualm. .

  16. This is exactly the reason I chose to learn French-so I could watch sexy French news. There’s this hot anchorwoman somewhere in France- her name’s Melissa Theuriau. Google her and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

    Yeah, so it’s my life goal to somehow buy a satellite dish to get whatever channel that she’s on.

  17. I disagree. News casting meredith is such a milf. Imagine she was your friend’s mother and she started seducing you. Would you say no?

  18. Thatpessimist, I’d still accept her offer. She’s one hot piece of ass, even if she were my friends mom. Plus, then I could tell my friend I that did his mom.

  19. You guys are CRAZY!!…I’d rather shove toothpicks in my pee hole than have sex with her….

  20. I also vote Meredith to be a milf, I’d so go there, again.

  21. Ick…You went there before?….

    Was it dusty?

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