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The Broken News…

Toys Linked to Date-Rape Drug Recalled.

Are you serious? Pedophiles have finally infiltrated the toy factories!! What’s next? Santa’s Workshop?

Another thought…I know a few girls who might like to have their “beads” tainted with GHB.

Good Hygiene, Keeps you Healthy.

Thanks for the advice Dr. Obvious. Next you’re going to tell us water will make us less thirsty.

Schools Ban Hugs.

So kids can’t hug each other, but teachers can bang their students. Makes sense to me.

Rosie O’ Donnell Not Hosting a Show on MSNBC.Com

YES!!! THANK THE LORD!!!

Ronald Reagan Library Loses Track of Thousands of Artifacts.

Turns out, they just forgot where they put them.

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Word of the Day –

Man Space –

 An amount of space between two men given to maintain their feeling/appearance of Heterosexuality. An extra seat or space between two men.

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20 Responses

  1. *hug*

  2. 🙂 Thanks, I needed that!

  3. Schools banning hugs. AMAZING. Seriously where the fuck are we?

  4. We’re in a policed state my friend….One where you can’t do shit with out being arrested or sued….

  5. The world sucks. China sucks for trying to drug the kids, Dr. Obvious sucks because a stupid kid high on their recalled toys could have said that too. Schools suck for their policies on PDA. At my school, a guy and girl couldn’t even hold hands. Rosie sucks in a lot of donuts and shit and I hate that fat fucking bitch. The Ronald Regan Library sucks because they should know how to put shit where it belongs and not lose the fucking thing…

    Another thing, this blog….

    KICKED ASS!!! WOO!!! haha

  6. But WHY are the kids eating the beads in the first place?

  7. Jimmy – Thanks for your stamp of approval….

    Gracie – Because kids are dumb….Heh….

  8. i seriously need to start buying more toys.

    i’m gonna give you a hug too!
    ((((King Steve)))))
    now i’m gonna go find a teacher to bang.

  9. Don’t you have enough “toys?”….

  10. i used to love cuddling with my lady teachers after sex.

  11. LOL! i always got room for one more… 😉

  12. I like to invade my brothers man space. He’s always worried people will think he’s gay. So what do I do? I rubs his knees when we sit next to each other. Grab his ass when we take pictures, etc. He gets really pissed, and it makes me laugh.

  13. I really need to get some of these beads before they are ALL off shelves…

    Aqua dots, that already sounds like a drug… Awesome job China!

  14. Also, all these stories are direct proof that our nation and world are going to hell quicker than aids spreading in Africa (…to soon?), but hell, at least its entertaining.

  15. “So kids can’t hug each other, but teachers can bang their students.”
    Where’s the problem? 😉
    And Rosie? Vitriolic dike bitch. No show for that gasbag would be like 7nth heaven.

  16. Toph – That’s the only time I ever learned anything….

    Joebec – Haha…If you say so…

    T-Rex – Doing that shit to people is funny as hell…

    Jeff – Yeah, you should pick some up and bring them to the bar…Probably easier to find than actual GHB…Heh…

    Evylsmoke – Touche’…..I wish Rosie would get hit by a train and then have a plane crash land onto her…

  17. Steve…you spend way too much time on news sites…maybe if you didn’t read so many of these articles you wouldn’t be soooo angry 😀 just sayin 😛

  18. You’re probably right….

  19. LOL wow that story got every where.. the one with the beads… i made a mock story bbout it on my page. i want to know why ppl arent bagging these beads and selling them…

    cassie does have a point however i dont watch the news (friends is on at the same time) and im still angry.

  20. Yeah…Those beads are awesome!….

    I like to hate the news and that’s why I watch it…

    Friends is trash…haha..

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