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Worst show ever?…Probably…

MTV is debuting a new show this week. It’s a dating show with 32 contestants, 16 guys and 16 “lesbians.” The person they are trying to woo will be Tila Tequila. Here is the story in-case you don’t believe this. (I didn’t)

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For those of you who don’t know who Tila Tequila is, well she is “popular” on Myspace. She claims to have the most friends or some shit like that. She also sings horrible songs. They are some of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. I’d rather listen to cats fuck than her shitty singing.

This show is going to blow giant horse balls. Tila is not hot at all. She has big boobs, and that is her only good quality. She looks like an alien, and aliens are not hot.

Don’t get me wrong, I love seeing chicks make out and all of that, but watching it on MTV? No thanks! I don’t care about chicks dating other chicks or dudes wanting to date a “bi” chick. That shit is lame. Plus if I want to see “bi” chicks “date” I can just throw in one of many DVDs.

Folks, please don’t watch this show. Don’t give this no talent hack any more attention. Let this trash (show) crash and burn. The only way I’d watch this show is if at the end of the first and only episode Tila was strapped to a rocket and shot into space. But the rocket didn’t make it to space because it blew up like the Challenger.

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14 Responses

  1. She does look like an alien! And why is she trying to make her boobs look like mine?

  2. I’m almost positive she is from space….I’m not sure. Maybe you should kick her ass!

  3. she is pathetic…. I am glad I don’t have cable…your money is really going to use there!

  4. She really is…I don’t have cable either, and shows like this don’t make me want it….

  5. yeah…i saw a commercial for this show awhile back…i threw up a little in my mouth…

  6. That’s what I want in life. To claim I have the most myspace friends. Like the new layout Steve. White is better for the eyes.

  7. Yo Steve,

    You still haven’t changed my website address in your roll bud. Could you make the change? Thanks.

  8. First of all, I LOVE the new header; I’m gonna get the exact same one, except a “dude version” of it (LOL)…

    And secondly, I LOVE re-capping TV shows, but I will NEVER watch this, you can rest-assured, ’cause even trashy-Romi has her standards 😉

    PS: You made me laugh-out-loud big-style after that last sentence 😉

  9. Are you sure she is an alien? I think she needs an alien probe so that we are sure..

  10. hey Steve!

    i’m loving your new header too, very nice!

    I saw commercials for this and i was like “WTF??”
    this bitch needs to get some help, and not from MTV.

    besides, everyone in the world knows that “I LOVE NEW YORK” is the best show about a stupid bitch ho looking for love. The new season starts tonight at 9 BTW…

  11. Wait, wait, wait, so they made a show about a horny slag with a face like a goblin’s ass, solely because she has some slight popularity on some degenerate, shit-of-shits website frequented by retarded emo fags? Yeah, that sounds like MTV.

  12. I hate MTV

  13. Amanda – Why did you have MTV on?…

    Brock – Yeah, it’s not something I’d be bragging about….Thanks man, I dig it too….And I was going to change the URL of your link but I didn’t need to since it goes to your page….I can change it still though…But it would be pointless…

    Romi – Haha…I did it just for you!…I might stop reading your blogs if you recapped this show….Glad you enjoyed my morbid space ship crash joke…Heh..

    Paul – That’s all you dude…I’m not touching her…

    Joebec – Thanks…..Haha…ALL of those dating shows are lame….I’d rather watch elephants take giant shits…

    DT – You pretty much hit the nail on the head….

    T-Rex – Haha….Yeah me too…

  14. Funny stuff. I am going to TIVO every episode in case you change your mind.
    Soooo……if she were the very very last woman on earth…..would ‘ya?

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