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Hurry up and buy…

I went to the gas station near my house like I do every night before work and got stuck behind some lady. After hearing what this lady was babbling about I instantly got pissed and wanted to strangle her. This lady, high on something, started talking to the clerk about some random bullshit. The clerk looks at me with a “save me” look on his face and I started to laugh. Crack head lady must have heard me and decided that she should probably buy whatever it is she was in line to buy now. Well turns out she forgot what she wanted. After about 2 minutes of talking and thinking (I think it was more talking than anything.) she figures out what she came there for. A grape blunt. Yes, I got stuck behind some lady for about 5 minutes while she tried to remember that she needed a grape blunt to roll a doobie with. After this crazy lady bought said blunt she mumbles something about not being an alcoholic and the stumbled out of the store. I looked at the clerk as she was walking out and we just both shook our heads and laughed. I really hope this lady wasn’t driving.

Surprisingly enough this isn’t the first time I’ve been stuck behind some stooge who doesn’t realize they are a complete retard. What the hell is wrong with people? How hard is it to go into a store, grab what you want to buy, and then stand in line and buy it? It’s a simple concept that I grasped when I was just a wee child.

God I hate people sometimes…And when I say sometimes I mean 90% of the time.


17 Responses

  1. Maybe you should start getting high, then you won’t be so impatient!:)

  2. Yeah, I really don’t think that’s an option…Heh..

    It’s not like I was in a hurry to go to work….I just don’t like standing in a line when I don’t have to…

  3. Who untied you? I needed you here today!

  4. and quit writing blogs about my crackhead mama!

  5. Haha…I chewed through the ropes…

    It’s not my fault if your mom is on drugs….Tell her to get out of line if she doesn’t know what she wants!!

  6. LOL
    Oh well I will tie you up again next weekend!
    I will send mom to rehab!

  7. Good luck!….

    Yeah, that is probably a good plan…She looked like she needed help, bad…

  8. Gas station lady sounds hot.. in a cracked out kind of way.

  9. You have to buy the ones in the tube, and not the Philly flavored ones, for the simple fact that the paper used to roll them stays fresher, and wont crack on you while you try to roll a fat one. I suggest the strawberry kind, not the grape…Have you ever rolled weed in grape? Ew. Try the strawberry. it tastes so good.

    But as for her, dont she know, never go in and buy that shit from a gas station…hell if she goes to walmart, she can pick up 5 for like 2 bucks, instead of one for like 89 cents. Damn what is wrong with people?

  10. I think I prefer stoners over people holding up the line to scratch lottery tickets. SA is not a casino, people.

  11. God I hate people sometimes. My blog is devoted to this 100%

  12. Paul – If you like ladies with tie-dye shirts that are 5 sizes too big for them with crazy hair then this chick was for you…

    Big Guy – This lady was obviously an idiot…

    Ed – I’ve never had the lottery ticket scratcher hold up the line…I might have some sympathy for that person since I myself am a degenerate gambler…Heh..

    Andy – My blog is also…Lol…

  13. personally i find it completely offensive that someone would smoke crack…and not offer me any. that’s just selfish.

  14. I think that’s the same pan-handling lady from my blog who almost stabbed/raped me! Damn she gets around…

  15. Joebec – I don’t think was high on crack…But maybe…I guess I’m really not sure of the effects…I’m sure she would have smoked some with you if you were around…Heh..

    Romi – Yeah, it probably was!…Crazy lady…How the fuck did get a passport so fast?…Or are you saying she is an illegal alien?!

  16. I don’t know if she’s an alien, but DAMN is her ugliness breakin’ some laws…

    (lame) zing! 😉

  17. if you hate being the one standing behind them in line, try being the one behind the counter who sees these people all the time…

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