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Why I don’t live in Bali…

I just read this HORRIBLEstory on MSNBC.com.

 If you didn’t click the link let me sum it up for you in a few words.

THERE IS AN ALCOHOL SHORTAGE IN BALI!

This is by far the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Not that I would ever live in Bali, Indonesia but I do feel bad for the people who live there and the tourists. I mean, who goes on a trip and stays sober? What kind of lame ass vacation would that be? If you remember your WHOLE vacation you had a shitty time. PERIOD.

Have any of you EVER gone on a vacation and not gotten drunk? Unless you were 5 the answer is NO. What is the fun of going some place new if you can’t enjoy in completely shit faced?

Sorry about the lack of blogs the last few days…I needed a little break. I have/had some personal shit I need/ed to take care of….

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11 Responses

  1. Haha, have you ever been to Rockport, MA? I made that mistake once. IT’S A DRY TOWN!

  2. WHAT!?…What do they for fun there?…

  3. I seriously have no idea. As soon as I realized, I booked it out of there…it was totally creepy. If anyone ever tells you they’re taking you there, DON’T GO b/c they are probably planning on killing you.

  4. My parents kept trying to drag me there when I was little….This explains a lot…

  5. At least you can fucking bring booze to rockport – i’ve had a beer in my car there without getting in trouble

  6. i had the misfortune (and selfish ex-hubby) of going to Cancun when for a honeymoon when i was 3 months pregnant. WORST TIME OF MY LIFE EVER!!!! and it was fucking spring break too. go figure! my ex had a great time though. he don’t remember a fucking thing!

  7. Forget a vacation, if there was an alcohol shortage at work (i.e. my secret desk drawer) I would snap somebody’s neck..

  8. you know – if i had a real fucking job i would definitely drink and get high there too

  9. N.A. Hole – If you couldn’t bring beer in then I don’t think ANYONE would live there…I’m sure just outside of the city boarder there are about 15 liquor stores….

    Joebec – You can’t have fun around drunks unless you yourself are drunk…That’s why NOONE wants to be sober cab…EVER…Heh..

    Romi – I just drink when I get home from work…I don’t need to get a DWI on my home from work..That would just suck balls…

    N.A Hole (again) – You do have a job…It’s to shit out some funny ass blogs….

  10. That would SO suck balls; on my way home from work, I’m just a drunk-ass bitch on the subway, so I pretty much fit right in…

  11. Hahaha…We don’t have subways here….Except for the sandwich shops…

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