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I found love in my Spam in-box…

I check my email almost every day and there she is. She leaves me a message every time I check my email, sometimes she leaves 45 of them. All of them full of everything I’ll ever need to make it through the day.

  • Free Viagra.
  • Free trials or every diet pill you’d ever want, or need.
  • Free pictures of naked ladies in all kinds of compromising positions.
  • And other things even I’M embarrassed to see.

The best part is all I have to do is enter my credit card number and give her my social security number and all of these things are mine. She really knows how to press a guys buttons, and she does it well. 

She tries to change her name and uses different email addresses but I know it’s her. She can’t fool me.

I’m in love and no one can change that….

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24 Responses

  1. haha, she’s playing you. I get the same things to even after I changed my settings to get mail from only the people on my contact list.

  2. WHAT!?…She’s cheating on me!?…This can’t be…

    😦

  3. hate to say it, but she’s a whore.

  4. I’m going to kill this bitch!

  5. Simmer down dude, she prolly is just a fucking cock tease but as long as no one’s getting hurt no harm no fucking foul. Just fucking roll with it.

  6. As long as she doesn’t have an STD I’m cool with it….Heh..

  7. aaaah true love

  8. That’s what I was thinking….I’ve been looking my entire life for a girl like this…

  9. I love it when my bank asks me for all my information out of the blue. Washington Mutual just happens to need my social security number (which they already have) for verification. Put it this way, anyone who ever falls for this shit deserves to get robbed.

  10. Haha…That’s what I’m saying…

    But I hope this chick doesn’t take anything from me….I’m in love…

  11. How the fuck do I get a little picture thing here!?

  12. Umm….

    Sign up for a wordpress account?…

  13. Ah. True Love.
    Do you think it might be that he/she form the previous blog?!

  14. I fucking hope not!…

  15. hahahahah

    I bet it IS!

  16. Shit…This relationship is definitely ENDING!…

  17. I have one. but nothing…

    they suck…

  18. Hmm…

    I forgot how I did it…I need to change the picture though….

  19. why are the pictures so small btw? I’ve been trying for ages to have a 2″x11″ full-on slutty-ass body shot for an avatar, but no dice…

    PS: Jimmy, I remember when I first joined, it took a while for my pic to actually “show up”, even after i saved my profile…like a day or so maybe…weird

    PPS: King Steve, is your new pic gonna be a “simple yet elegant” ass shot? I wasn’t sure if that’s what you were thinking, but I figure I’d put in my request now…

  20. I’m not sure why they are….But it’s better than having them too big…NO ONE wants to see my ugly mug as half the screen…

    Simple yet elegant?…Is there such a thing for an ass shot?…Heh…

  21. Here’s the thing about asses: despite their function, they’re like a work of art! You’re probably thinking: “but what about giant/saggy asses romi? are THEY a work of art too?” Yes King Steve, but you’d find THOSE asses in another wing of the art gallery; they’d be in the “interpretive” section, next to all the statues made of garbage and stuff…

  22. Hahaha….

    I’m almost positive you’ve lost your friggin mind…Heh.

  23. Do it, man. If I did everything automatically sent advertisements told me to do, I whould have a 40 foot long penis.

    Don’t spend your life wondering what could have been.

  24. Hahaha. That would be crazy.

    You are really diving deep into the archives today DT.

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