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Number 500…Or Worse, 501…

A week or so ago a friend of mine and I were at the bar shootin the shit and got to talking about the Houston 500. For all of you not familiar with this, it is basically this porn star Houston and she gets banged by 500 dudes with out stopping. I’ve never personally seen it but if I had the chance I would.

But I digress. We got to talking about this and then I started thinking about the dude who got stuck being number 500. How bad would that suck to know that you are the last guy in line to bang some chick who has already had 499 other dicks in her in the past however many hours.

I know all of those guys got tested but what if something in the test went wrong? This HAS to be going through your mind, and if it isn’t then you are fucking stupid.

Even worse though…How could you sit there and WATCH 499 other dudes banging her before you had to go?

And is 499 just as bad or not quite as bad because you know that there is one more sorry soul going to dive into that caynon after you?

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Changing gears….Here are some pics from my last day of vacation. My buddy Matt and I at Moose Country getting DRUNK…

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Inside the bar…They had some gay ass dance floor….And it was $2 to get in…

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My buddy Matt….Drunk, but not as drunk as me…..

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Me, DRUNK.

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6 Responses

  1. Hey, I heard you went on a launch, How was that?

  2. Hahaha….

    I’ll blog about that tomorrow or the next day….

  3. I bet you wished you were the 500th…haha jk

  4. I was shooting for 652….She didn’t last that long though…It sucked…

  5. Dude that was some feat that was accomplished…seems she ended up gettting banged by only about a 100 guys..not that it is a small number…

  6. Yeah I read that about it….

    100 is enough for me not want to have sex with her…Heh…Or is it?…

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