• Blog Stats

    • 118,455 people have looked at this crap.
  • Look who’s talkin’

    James on Are You All Crazy?
    Fritz Anschutz on Some pics from my photobucket…
    sidemirr on Is There Something Behind…
    JichScere on So Many Choices; Another Poop…
    Martin on Global Warming?
    aniche on Woo Hookers!
  • The old blogs…

  • a

  • RSS Don’t Eat the Worm

    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking […]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says […]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional […]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a […]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The […]
  • RSS My Thursday night radio show

    • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.
  • Advertisements

A new low…

On my way into work tonight I was listening to one of the comedy stations on Sirius radio and one of the commercials just blew me away.

It was for a dating web site for married people. Yes, you read that right let me say it again. A DATING SITE FOR MARRIED PEOPLE.

What the hell is wrong with people?!

Why would you get married and then go out and bang all sorts of chicks from the internet? This is the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.

It’s really sad that there is even a web site or a phone number for this. I wish I could remember the name of the website so I could check it out. ( for research purposes ) Are there really chicks that sign up for this site? If there are they are probably NOT hot. Hot chicks don’t need to go on an internet dating site to get laid. They can just go to the bar and pick up any drunk guy in the joint.

And any dude that signs up for this garbage is a complete loser. PERIOD. Listen bro. You’re lucky that ANY chick would marry you, don’t push your luck trying to bang some chick on the side….

8 Responses

  1. wow that is low…….I mean I can see those advertised on the back pages of some free grocery store paper but on the radio?

    wow I can only imagine how that goes.

  2. Dating Site for Married People. INCREDIBLE. I tell ya it’s that Music Television.

  3. Mormon men probably dig it.

  4. Cuzgoogle – It was on Sirius radio even…I’m sure those commercial spots cost a shit ton more than regular radio….

    Brock – Haha…Yeah, MTV is ALWAYS to blame….

    Abarclay – Good point….They will marry ANY chick though….

  5. Why is it only for married people? That’s discrimination….they’re basically taking all the married dudes that are already secretly on “singles sites”, and luring them away to this exclusive “married whores club”…and I can’t join! Listen “married people dating site”, don’t steal the “fake hot, fake single men” from my singles sites, I’m trying to get nailed over here!….But wait: how do they even prove that you’re married? Fuck it, I’m joining the “married whores” site too…

  6. Haha…

    Yeah I think you should join up….

  7. So I joined that “married-whore” website; I expect to get NAILED by the end of the month…that’s pretty solid.

  8. HAHA!!…

    Well keep me updated….

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: