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Is that who I think it is?..

As I was driving home today I noticed a run down shitty looking van slowing up traffic. So as I caught up to it who did I see?….Kim Jong Il, yes, that Kim Jong Il. He was driving along like he owned the road. Going 10 under the posted speed. God I hate you Kim Jong Il.

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Kim Jong Il minutes before he got into his shitty ass van and held up traffic.

Seeing Kim Jong Il got me thinking about other famous people I’ve seen here in Minnesota. 

About 5 years ago I used to work at a movie theatre. I used to do every job there including tearing the tickets. Well one weekend afternoon while I was tearing tickets for the movie Spy Kids I saw a two faces I recognized but I couldn’t put my finger on it until after they passed.
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Fidel just as I remember him.
That’s right, it was Fidel Castro and Elian Gonzales ( I couldn’t find a picture of that damn kid.) I was honored to see El Presedente’ in person. And I was shocked that he came all the way up to Minnesota to see Spy Kids. I mean if you are going to sneak into America there are thousands of places I can think of that I’d rather be than here.

A little while back I went to the beach. (yes we do have beaches in Minnesota, but they are on lakes, not the ocean) So I was sitting there catching some rays when a shadow consumed me. I opened my eyes only to see the most hideous woman I’ve ever seen.

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Jesus Christ Rosie, put some damn clothes on, other people use this beach to!

That’s right, ROSIE O’DONNELL!! I should have know buy the rumbling of the ground that this hippo was on her way to the beach. But stupid me stayed there and now for the rest of my life I will have this mental image stuck in my brain. FYI: I couldn’t masturbate for a month after this encounter.

Have you seen or met any famous people while they were just out and about?

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6 Responses

  1. Um, I think you’re lying! You could never go that long without masterbating! Just sayin!

  2. After seeing Rosie O’Donnell in a swim suit….I’m shocked I can even get aroused anymore…

  3. You know all you had to do was think of interspecies erotica. haha

  4. you worry me…

  5. The more you worry your fans, the better off we are. I can’t believe you saw Kim Jong in his shitty ass van. I’ll bet he loves fireworks on the 4th.

  6. Jimmy – I love interspecies erotica!…

    Amanda – Sometimes I worry myself…

    Abarclay12 – Haha…Fans?…Oh man…I better start pumping out better blogs if I have fans…

    I’m sure Kim Jong Il LOVES fireworks!

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