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Broken news…part 2…

A man was bitten in the arm by a gator while trying to retrieve his golf ball in Florida. Before reading the story thoughts of Happy Gilmore filled my head. (in the story they say the gator only has one eye too.) But on a serious note the guy is actually hurt. He has lacerations on his arm from the bite and a strained groin because obviously he was trying to have sex with it. Which in my book is just wrong. You can’t be having sex with reptiles, that’s just gross. ( story )

In Italy a man testifing at his trial for murder suffers a heart attack and dies on the stand. This guy did to himself what Italian mobsters have wished snitches would do for years. ( story )

In more golf news…. Police in Pennsylvania are investigating a report of strippers entertaining golfers at Cherry Valley Golf Course. The bad part about this story is that these poor golfers had to see these strippers in natural light….( story )

A man in Kansas has solved all his postage problems….He created the worlds largest stamp. It’s just a shame that his letter won’t arrive on time because mail men are to god damn slow…Except for Mr. McFeeley. ( story )


3 Responses

  1. I’d say just jumping into any body of water with an alligator is one of the dumbest things imaginable. Sure, MAYBE if you got sex out of it, it might be worth it but in general I try to stay away from those things.

  2. Yeah…There are some things I just won’t do and jumping into an aligator pit is one of them…

  3. The part where it states the golfers had to watch the strippers in natural light…terrible, just terrible. Mr. McFeely-hilarious!!!

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