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Zie Germans are at it again….

Those pesky Germans are excluding religions once again. The differences this time is that this time they aren’t exterminating them, just not letting them make shitty films. And I’m sure that most of the planet will probably agree.

Lunatic actor Tom Cruise is “making” a movie about a German soldier who attempted to assassinate Hitler in 1944 and he wants to film a lot of it in German government buildings. German officials are none to happy about this. Saying that Scientology isn’t a religion and is a cult posing as one to make money.

This is freaking awesome! Finally someone is talking about how crazy Scientology is! L. Ron Hubbard was a loon and anyone who follows anything that he INVENTED is just as, if not crazier than he is.

I hope you never make another movie again Tom Cruise. You are a nut and you should be locked away. Plus you RUINED Katie Holmes for me. She will never be as hot as she used to be….

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24 Responses

  1. I’d still fuck her…

  2. Not me…She is damaged goods…

  3. If KH showed up at your day and said, “King SYve, FUCK ME NOW!” You so would…

  4. STEVE*

  5. I’d probably put like 5 rubbers on and only bang her in the ass….

  6. Oh, you’re an anal type of guy

  7. Only if her punani is dirty with crazy juice….And she has been drinking TONS of the Tom Cruise Kool Aid….

  8. Totally disgusting mental image

  9. You’re welcome!..

  10. I’ll have nightmares all night now

  11. Hmmm….Don’t go to sleep then….Problem solved…

  12. I get to work in 6 hours…

  13. Sounds like a fun time….Heh..

  14. Not really… Okay, am going to go and have my nightmares now… Nighty night

  15. Haha…Alright…

    Take it easy…

  16. punani is dirty with crazy juice

    bwah ha ha ha

    and by the way, Germans are cool, OK???
    *waves German flag*

  17. Haha…

    I love Germany…VIVA LA DEUTCHLAND!!…Or something…

  18. Tom Cruise very much has a Mel Gibson effect on me. VERY tough to watch his movies now that I know how much of a fuckjob this guy is. It’s too bad because both of them are good actors.

  19. When Tom and I were engaged, I told him if he tried to pull that scientology bullshit on me one more time, I’d tell the world about his preference for threesomes with me and an older man who always dressed up in alien costumes. He went by the name of Xenu. Anyhow, I’m glad I got out of there underground railroad style otherwise I woulda been trapped for life watching my tiny sized hubby make crappy action films.

  20. Scientolgy…those that really believe are told that an alien spaceship will come to pick them up or some shit like that….the closer they get to the top, the “inner circles” get more and more wacky…ur kind of place stevo

  21. and btw there is no “Zie” in German. It’s “Der”, “Die”, or “Das” you dumbass

  22. Brock – Yeah…I still watch some of their older flicks though….

  23. Abarclay – I don’t even know what to say…Haha…

  24. Reed – Those people are CRAZY…I’m just semi-retarded….

    And you obviously haven’t seen Snatch…He says “zie Germans…”…I took German, I know how to speak it don’t worry…

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