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A 1 year old baby in China is having surgery to have 6 sewing needles removed from his body. I say get the kid back to work, I need some new Nikes. ( story )

 A drug that may cure Alzheimer’s disease may hit the market in as little as 6 years. Upon hearing this news people suffering from this disease stood up and applauded and then immediately forgot why they were clapping. ( story )

N. J. school officials use a magic marker to edit all 2007 editions of it’s year book because of a gay kiss. In protest gay yearbook editor draws penis’ on every picture of principal and school board member in the book. ( story )

Larry King has landed the first interview with Paris Hilton after her release from jail. It doesn’t matter really though, since noone watches Larry King. ( story )

A Virgina state police officer is charged with selling meth. It’s going to be a big loss for the police department though, he was the quickest draw on the force. ( story )

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30 Responses

  1. Magic marker seriously?

  2. No..I made that part up…But the first part is true…Haha..

  3. No wait…The marker part IS right…Heh..

  4. Duh… Read the story

  5. I did read the story!…Don’t make me beat you…

  6. I’d like that

  7. I know you would 😉

  8. Well, get your ass to Oreon. It’s nice here

  9. That’s so far….

    It’s nice here in MN too…

  10. Yeah, but I’m not there

  11. Hmmm….Good point…

  12. exactly

  13. I am looking for a house boy job….One that includes doing nothing and getting paid for it….

  14. Hello!!!!!

    You already have one like that!!!
    What are trying to do quit on me?

  15. Oh, you’d be doing plenty here and the pay isn’t exactly monetary…

  16. I’m trying to franchize Gabbi….Heh…

  17. Hmmm…..I might be interested in this gig….

  18. Amanda …. throw away the list because he will never make it there. I have been waiting for about 6 months for him to start here!

    I think he is afraid of girls.

  19. I’m just scared of all the damn dogs you have….

  20. I want a damn houseboy… Steve, get off your lazy ass!

  21. Heh…I am lazy…:/

  22. I wish I could have been lazy lately. I just worked a 16 hour shift, came home for 6 hours and went right back to work…

  23. Geeze…That is crazy talk….

  24. I know huh… I finally get a day off tomorrow

  25. I have half of July off…I’m pretty stoked…

  26. hahaha

  27. You know it….

  28. you need help…

  29. Says you!…

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