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It’s about time!..

A 16 year old girl is “banned” from her school for wearing a purity ring. ( story )

I don’t even know what to say….

This girl wears a silver ring and pledges not to have sex before marrige and she is “banned” from her school.

What I do know is that it’s about god damned time! Get these chicks out of the public and private school systems. If you ain’t giving it up then stay at home! Damn do gooders trying to ruin school for all of the other kids who want to bang as much as possible. Just because you “silver ringers” don’t want to get hopped up on drugs and screw as many people as they can before high school ends. That doesn’t mean you can wear your crazy silver rings around to try and change people! Get that crap out of here.

We can’t have chicks walking around with self esteem. Are you kidding me? How would I get laid if chicks actually respected themselves and wanted to wait until marrige?

I for one want to thank this school for taking action and if I lived near it I would send all 7 of my illegitimate children there. I’d even send the ones I adopted from that Christain Children’s Fund but I’m sure they are doing fine in Africa. You can’t really go wrong for .13 cents a day.


28 Responses

  1. ha ha

  2. You know it’s true Kacie….

  3. Too funny hon! LMAO

  4. I do what I can….

  5. Hey, I took my ring off just for you! Now get over here and give me some!

  6. I’m on my way!

  7. Those fuckers!!

  8. Who?…The school or the silver ring group?…

  9. Maybe you need to go back to school for a bit and knock up some youngins…

  10. The damn virgin kids

  11. Aymie – Who says I haven’t?….

    I’ve said too much already….

  12. Amanda – Yeah those damn virgies trying to ruin everything for everyone!!….Selfish bastards…

  13. Glad I was’t a damn virgin holding onto my cherry. I like being a slut 😉

  14. I’m sure all the guys enjoyed it too…

  15. Damn straight… Too bad you’re in MN

  16. Yeah…It’s a damn shame….

  17. (how the fuck do I quote on here?)

    STeve are you little Elijah’s daddy? Are you MY daddy?

  18. I don’t think you can quote on here….It’s a pain too…

    Ummm….No comment…

  19. this is horrible.

  20. I take this as a challenge. They are untouchable…I will touch. I am no quitter. Our school had no such thing, we just had sluts, and whore.

    Brunswick is known for Hills Whores, and Liquor stores.

  21. That’s what I’m talking about!….The next chick I see with a silver ring on it getting her ass grabbed….

    I think I’m going to Brunswick….

  22. I was just doing that tonight. I have a trick to it tho. The girl cant move from it and the more she tries only the tired more she gets. I had this girl laughing so hard she tried to kick me, and then got her ass slapped. She liked it so it happened again, It ended in be biting her ass. Good times I wont go into detail tho.

  23. Hmmm….Sounds like you’re walking a fine line there my friend…..

    I normally just use roofies and duct tape….But either way….

  24. hey steve!!! i’m wearing a silver ring!!! you gonna cum grab my ass now???

  25. This coming from a kid who is drunk as can be… fuck purity.

  26. Chris – Umm…Maybe…

  27. NJB – Purity is for Puritians….Those jerks!

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