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Sure that will teach her….

Last night some jackass, after an argument with his wife of 3 years, took a knife and sliced her neck completely severing her tongue.

What was the argument about?

Cigarettes. Yeah, you read that right. The argument was about her buying a pack of cigarettes. Sure smoking is bad and all but cutting her throat because she bought a pack? Give me a break.

Whatever happened to people counting to 10 when they were mad? Or punching walls? Or kicking a stray dog? I mean, anything is better than stabbing your wife in the neck right? I think letting her smoke is bad enough punishment, it’s a much slower death. If you’re wanting her dead you might as well let her do it to herself. Sure it might take a while but at least you’re not in prison for 25 years because of it.

This dude obviously hated his wife. There is no way you “accidentally” stab your wife in the neck and cut her wind pipe and tongue. If you wanted to ruin your own life why not just get a divorce and lose half of your shit. It will take a little longer but I think in the end it might be worth it.

If you want to read this story here is the link.


12 Responses

  1. No comments. HA!

  2. Are you kidding me? I bet you have never once counted to ten when you were angry! I bet you still can’t even count to ten!

  3. Marriage is awesome.

  4. Man, people are fuckin crazy!!!!! That’s all.

  5. Reed – I don’t need to count to 10…I punch walls…

    Brock Landers – You are HILARIOUS!

    Christine – People are crazy…

  6. hey asshole,

    Why dont you blog about something else besides shit you hate. The only thing your king of is my nuts. I mean it man, you never blog about anything good. I know I can start my own blog, but I like yours. I love you Jeremy but Dont fuck wit my emotions

  7. Haha…

    It’s easier for me to hate write about things that I hate….Plus I use this as a place where I get things off of my chest..

    It makes ME feel better…And that is pretty much all I care about…


  8. Story sounds kind of harsh. This just goes to show that 80% of the time humans aren’t using their brains. Is it that hard to think rationally???

  9. You punch walls. Well, thats just brilliant! Then you get to replace the sheetrock, tape and mud it, then paint it, all at your own expense. I wish I had thought of punching walls!

  10. Mari – Yeah…Dude is just crazy…Crazy people don’t think right….

  11. Reed – I don’t fix them…I just hang posters over the holes….It’s WAY easier….

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