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U R Smart!

I just read this story in one of my local papers.

If you didn’t just click the link to read it let me summarize….Old dude driving Vespa scooter with lady on back. Rear tire blows out causing said scooter to crash. Old dude dies, chick is hurt. Both not wearing helmets.

First off let me say that any time someone dies it’s never funny or a good time to make fun of people.


I do it all the time so here goes….

Put a helmet on jackass, are you dumb? I know it’s not against the law here to drive motorcycles and scooter with out helmets but come on man, you could have used what little brains you had. I mean come on, it’s not illegal to drink bleach but you don’t see tons of people doing that. Why? Because you can fucking die! Don’t be stupid, put a damn helmet on.

And why are you driving a scooter? Are you 13? Those things are stupid as hell. There is a 90% chance that the tire was actually shot out by some kid with a BB gun, a 9% chance that God hates those scooters so much that he popped it, and 1% chance that it actually popped because of “natural causes.”

I mean, how can I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t care about themselves enough to try to stay alive? It’s not that hard to but a helmet on. Don’t be like Ben Rothlisburger. Be smart.


17 Responses

  1. I agree. Where can I get one of those helmets?

  2. Haha…

    I don’t know…I don’t drive motorcycles or scooters…I’d kill myself in less than 5 days…

  3. Stop saying “Said”, Like “Said Scooter”. Who are you, The Common Man. ASS

  4. Don’t tell me how to talk or type!..


  5. Said Blog Sucks

  6. You suck….

    I’m turning myself in….I’m about to commit a homicide….

  7. Said Homicide was commited on this Blog

  8. THIS JUST IN!…..

    You’re an idiot…

  9. scooters — like fat chicks: fun to ride, but ya wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.

    ….ESPECIALLY without a helmet.

    ok, M.J., that’s it, no more drunken blog comments.

  10. Hahaha….

    I love M.J. drunken blog comments!!

  11. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the funniest part is the fonz as god

  12. Haha…That is one of my favorite parts too…

  13. I had a teacher that had the first name Scooter. I agree with you! PUT ON A DAMN HELMET!

  14. I like MJ’s comment. Hilarious.

  15. I like when you use the word “said” it makes me laugh. Despite of making fun in a usually ugly scenrio, I laughed my ass of today at your blog. My pms must of lightened up. lol


  17. Im going to second that.

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