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Sleep on this…But not for too long…

Today I am super tired even though I slept for a little less than 8 hours. So I looked up how much sleep is too much and found a very interesting article.

According to this article, even though I am tired and feel like shitright now I may in-fact live longer. I never get the “recommended 8 hours of sleep.” I usually get between 5 and 7 hours.

So it turns out I’m going to live longer than all of you bed bums. Unless I die of an alcohol overdose, which may in-fact happen. But if I quit drinking (This is hypothetical, we all know I’ll never quit drinking.) I would be the healthiest person ever.

Moral of the story….If you want to shorten your life, sleep all night. If you want to live longer, sleep just enough so that you make it through the day.

16 Responses

  1. I sleep about 5-6 hours a day…. thanks to you!

  2. You’re welcome!

  3. Really if you continue to keep me up all night…. you need to start putting out!

  4. I’m so self concious about the way I look though… :X

  5. We will turn the light out…. and I will close my eyes…. well I might peek a little…LOL

  6. NO PEEKING!!!….

  7. ok, fine…. No peeking

  8. You have yourself a deal!

  9. now will you start putting out?…. I can’t hold out much longer…

  10. Whoooo Hooooo!

  11. Interesting. I can’t STAND not getting 8 hours. Pretty sure though, up until about 35 or so 8 hours is recommended. As you get older you need less sleep. Whatever man, I just love big tits.

  12. I could sleep ALL DAY on some big tits… 🙂

  13. I love sleeping, but don’t usually get much. Too busy doing other fun things in bed rather than sleeping. If I could choose, I’d stay up till about 3 to 5 am ish…and then get up around 10 or 11. That sounds good. Stupid work keeps me on a regular schedule…kinda…

  14. You really shouldn’t eat in bed….Sleeping in crumbs is itchy….

  15. Christine,

    Can you be more specific. Bobby like you a lot. King Eating in bed is a good thing, and I have to tell ya, crumbs better not be coming off of some things. Unless you like older woman, and thats cool, but Id comb out that mustache afterwards.

    Where is Jimmy James?? I like him

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