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Rewarding Retards….

The Guinness Book of World Recordsis the one of the worst books ever to be published. Sure there are some notable records in there such as tightest vag and biggest boobs but other than that shit who cares?

Is any of the stuff in the Guinness Book relevant to anything? No.

Why do people even try to get in the book anyways? Because people want to be “famous” for ANYTHING. As long as they get their name in a book it’s fine with them. Even if in that book they are named World Champion Dog Shit Eater.

I admit I have a Guinness Book. I didn’t buy it, it was a gift a few years back and it sits on a shelf. I personally don’t look at it anymore, but when I have parties people pull it out and get grossed out by “The worlds largest tumor” and shit like that.

I’d rather waste my time looking at nudie magazines and dreaming about banging chicks I have no chance with. I only have so much room in my brain and I’m not filling that space with useless “facts” about people eating the most hot dogs before puking….


15 Responses

  1. i read that tittle…and thats all ill read…grr

  2. Hahaha….You love retards!

  3. You’ve written a blog about this before but, I totally agree. The people who are in there are either very unlucky individuals or just have too much time on their hands. They could, you know, go get a job instead of trying fry the largest omlette or stand on their head the longest.

  4. I did?…Oh man, I’m losing it…

    There are some people with like 20 some records…It’s like their “life goal” to be in there as much as possible….

    I don’t think a job would help these poeple…I recomend death…

  5. Death is definitly one solution.

  6. It’s the ONLY solution….

  7. I think that the BEST solution would be to not publish the book anymore and not accept or acknowledge any entries submitted.

  8. Yeah…That would be more “humane”…I still like death though…

  9. King,

    Do you believe the Special Olympics are an admirable event?

    Your my boy King!

    Thanks for your attn.

    Jimmy James

  10. UM WTF?!

  11. ummmmm wtf ,,,,,, yeah nick.
    😀 ily

  12. You are wrong! Any book that has fat twins on motorcycles is the best book in the world. Is that a record?

    yojoe out

  13. Those guys are pretty fat…Haha…But just because they are in the book doesn’t make it good…

  14. lgazdse gmyehnjsd dptoi niajtydoe dertw efglsc gptlksyve

  15. ur a fake u fucking hiv piece of shit

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