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Yes, you are a theif…

After reading this news story on msnbc.com I couldn’t help but smile. I hate thieves. If you steal things you are scum. It’s as simple as that. Anyone who steals things from people or business’ should be punished like this. My only complaint is that people should be able to throw soft fruit or vegetables at them, or Nerf footballsanything that won’t really hurt them. I’m positive that hitting them with any of those things will help them realize that stealing things isn’t in their best interest. And if that doesn’t work lets just punch them in the face.

In related news, Winona Ryder has gone into hiding.

Can you think of other unusual punishments for “petty” crimes that might make the offenders not want to repeat?


8 Responses

  1. Hamburgaler!..

    Every so often some judge will come up with a novel idea like this and everyone praises them and talks about how that’ll show those damn lawbreakers and then.. nothing.

    I don’t get it, these are good ideas that really seem to deter crime.. so why aren’t they used more often?

  2. That damn Hamburgler needs to be wearing a sign in front of McDonalds….

    It’s because other judges are pussies, that’s why…

  3. Bleh.. you’re so tough on crime. I’m gonna steal this blog, just you try and stop me..

    So.. when are you getting into politics?

  4. Ummm…sit on their face and fart? Always worked when I wanted something out of my sister….I figure it could change a few behaviors…

  5. Nat – I hate crime….I’d love to get into politics but I don’t think I appeal to the masses….

  6. Sherm – …I’m some how not surprised….

  7. Hell with that, shoot that fuck in the head
    There is no room for thieves in this world and if I ever see one I will do something very naughty to that person. And after I’m done I will say, King Steve sends his regrets, …biatch!!

  8. Haha…As long as you do the shooting man…

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