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I don’t pitty the foo’….

I just read this story on www.MSNBC.com. Apparently this dude got his car stolen when his wife left the keys in it while she was inside shopping for groceries. And then they find the car, take some stuff out of it and go home to get another set of keys and come back to find it gone again….

I don’t feel sorry for you one bit. Your car wouldn’t have been stolen if you didn’t leave the keys in it. Your wife is either

A. Stupid

B. Lazy

Or 

C. Stupid and lazy.

The lesson as always…..Don’t let women drive.

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10 Responses

  1. UhHEM! Nuff said! It technically wasn’t stolen the second time because the guy who stole it in the first place just parked it and then came back and got it.

  2. That is what I was thinking…But either way, the dude had the keys…

  3. It isn’t only the wife’s fault. The husband is the dumbass for leavin the car the second time allowing it to be stolen. Common sense would of told somebody to take the car along with them when you leave..

  4. Well he didn’t have any keys with him so he couldn’t drive it home….

  5. I’m a good driver. And the husband is a dumbass but, then again so is his wife. Who leaves their keys in the car??? We don’t even do that on Kauai.

  6. They have laws against doing that here…People still do it though….Idiots…

  7. You’ve got something against woman drivers? First I’ve heard of it..

    Stupid chick.. you don’t leave valuable stuff in plain sight, let alone keys so someone can just drive off..

  8. We all know women can’t drive. I just like to bring it up as often as I can…Heh…

  9. hey hey hey

    “don’t let women drive” ?!

    Dammit, Steve. Don’t stereotype all of us just because of one stupid, lazy bitch who left her keys in her car.

    That’s not fair at all.

    Seriously though….stupid bitch.

  10. Hahaha…

    Every girl I know SUCKS at driving….

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