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Dude, you’re a tool….

I watched the news tonight before I went into work. This is nothing new for me. The second story was on crime at a certain bus station. Well they had a reporter “on scene” and he was doing his story when out of nowhere some stooge comes running behind him throwing up middle fingers like he is a Dale Earnhardt fan in Talladega after Jeff Gordon wins. So this dude runs across the screen then you see him take off in the background. I hate these people. Really, I do. What does this accomplish other than to make you look like a complete jackass?

Every time you see a reporter “on the scene” there is always a bunch of people crowded around trying to be on TV. You people are idiots. Sometimes they are so bad you can’t even pay attention to the story. And then you have the few douche bags that are on the phone waving while talking to someone that they called to tell them to watch them wave. Just kill yourself. Please.

So maybe news stations shouldn’t have reporters in the field. They should just put a camera man out there, and then put the reporter in front of one of those green screens and go from there. It makes sense and that’s why they will never do it. I need my own TV station, and I need it now…..


16 Responses

  1. You DO need your own TV station!
    I too hate those people because they really do look like idiots! Or the ones who casually look so it doesn’t look like they’re paying attention? LMAO!

  2. It makes me so mad…And those morning news shows only help this retarded trend…Bleh..

  3. Yeah! Good Morning America…”What’s going on in your area”

  4. Don’t even get me started on the weather guys…A retard in a chicken costume could do their job…

  5. That would be an odd t.v. station. I wonder what the program schedule would look like?

  6. It would definitely be stimulating….

  7. It very well might be.

  8. Hmmm…I just changed the time stamp and it went all crazy on me….

    You would watch it!!…

  9. Yeah..I think I would watch it but, thats not saying much because I get bored easily. The time stamp (whatever that is) is freaking me out.

  10. You wouldn’t get bored with my TV station!….

    And I think Time Stamp will be one of the shows on my station….It sounds good…

  11. Sorry I didn’t watch the news! Um, I delivered sex toys tonight!
    Apparently I didn’t miss anything, cuz you did a good job of briefing it!

  12. Umm…There is a joke in there somewhere…

  13. Steve, not to bust your bubble, but the reason people do that is to give you something to bitch about later on…they do it for you. As for your own show, I can only imagine it to be something like the Cobert Report. But instead of having powerful people on, you pull the dip shits out of new stories to interview why they are so retarded.

  14. you know you would wave, too!

  15. I wouldnt wave, King Steve says it bad. I do not want to be faggot like Waving people on tv News.

    I would probably wave as well, but then regret it when I see myself on tv later looking like I got
    downs or soemthing

  16. Big Guy – You know that’s how my show would be…And it would friggin awesome…

    Amanda – …No…

    Jimmy James – Hahaha…Downs..Haha…

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