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Spiderman 3, don’t waste MY time….

Spiderman 3 looks dumb as hell. It’s not even out yet and people won’t stop talking about it. This movie is going to suck so bad. It will make money because people are tools and will see any garbage put out, just like the first two that I saw. (I didn’t pay either time so I didn’t care.) There are so many things I hate about this movie (already) and this franchise that I can’t name them all….But here are some.

Either make the movie all computer generated or use real actors the WHOLE time. The first two movies looked fake as hell even for comic book movie standards.

The tag lines for this flick are WEAK and STUPID.

Example: How long can any man fight the darkness… before he finds it in himself?

Just read that and tell me it isn’t lame. The other two are just as bad. Bleh….

The actors/actresses in this movie are garbage too. Tobey Maguire is horrible. I don’t believe him for a second. Topher Grace, yeah the That 70’s Show kid, is a bad guy. A BAD GUY. I’ll let that sink in for a second…..How can you be scared of him? I don’t care if he does have a alien on him that makes him turn into Venom. Not scared! Plus in the comics Venom is supposed to be a big buff dude, Topher is the exact opposite. Sometimes I wonder if the people who cast movies even know what their doing. Kirsten Dunst is only semi hot, but looks way better when compared to anyone else in this movie. Seriously, you couldn’t find a better looking chick to be in your movie? I guess I understand though….She has to be with Tobey who is the dorkiest dude I’ve seen since Bob Denver played Gilligan.

So please if you do happen to see this movie don’t tell me about it, don’t talk about it around me unless you want to get punched in the face. Seriously, I will smash your face with the claw end of a hammer. Just keep all Spiderman 3 comments to yourself. Unless you’re trashing the movie, then bring them on……


10 Responses

  1. I’m going to see it at midnight!!!!! lol.

    *runs away before you can hit me*

  2. Grrrr….

    What is wrong with you Melsa?…

  3. would you like a list? i have an exam in less than 6 hours, i have to get in up in less than 5. i haven’t studied lol

  4. Who studies? I never studied for tests and look where it got me….

  5. Agreed! I didn’t care for any of the Spiderman movies either! I’ll bitch about it when somebody dumb brings it over to my house to watch!

  6. YES!…I bitched all the way through the first two…

  7. Well I had a comment in mind.. and I forgot it! I’m just still stuck on my last blog.. lol.

  8. Haha…Me too….

  9. im gonna go see it and then call you immediately afterwards to tell you all about it.

  10. I’m not answering my phone….

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