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The double gut punch…

I just saw this story about a guy who was stealing cars to go see his girlfriend. He stole something like 26 cars. But they weren’t nice cars. They were late 80’s Toyota and Nissans. My favorite part of the story is when asked for a quote the girlfriend told authorities she was trying to dump him.

The million dollar question now is, was she trying to dump him because he drives shitty stolen cars?

 Or was she trying to dump him because he got caught driving stolen shitty cars?

I really hope it was both of these. But I’m sure she well be visiting this dude when he is in prison for some conjugal visits. And they will probably be crapping out kids here any day. Scum just seems to multiply and there doesn’t seem to be a way to stop it.

If we were smart here in this country we would make any person with a criminal history the size of a dictionary get the snip.

The soup nazi


You and I know this would never happen because “people have rights” or something like that. But I really think that this would help stop crime in this country. It would stop that bottom 3% from ruining life for the rest of us.


11 Responses

  1. A creative take on the whole “take this as a token of my love” deal. I dislike guys who are desperate and creepy like that. But, I do like the Nazi Soup guy.

  2. Yeah creepy guys are creepy…..or something…

    And the Soup Nazi rules!…

  3. I think that was my favortie episode of Seinfeld…maybe.

  4. It was a really good episode….I liked the one Kramer and Newman were playing Risk for like a week straight…Heh…

  5. See, why can’t I get a crazy guy like that to love me!

  6. Keep hope alive!!…

  7. We may as well just face it.. the world is coming to an end! There is sooo much crime right now.. I don’t know how else it’s gonna get stopped! Either that or all the “stupid people” need shot!

  8. I’ve been saying it for a while now…The world is ending…

    But really it’s only about 3% of the people that are ruining the country. We just need to figure out how to get rid of them and it will be great…

  9. Crime isn’t increasing as much as people think it is. It’s just all of the sensationalizationizingism of the media.

    But I respect that he found a new crime to come up with. Stealing SHITTY cars, MULTIPLE shitty cars, what a champ! who would ever suspect that? no one. He’s pretty much my hero.

  10. No, crime is increasing…

    And this guy is a turd, and I hate him….

  11. crime is increasing. But not with the idea of sensationalizationizing, with the concept of whodafukktalkslikthatizms

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