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You built a what now?…

Just when I thought I’ve heard it all something comes and blows me off my feet. Johan Huibers (a crazy dutchman.) has built an ark. Yes, an ark. Like the one in the Bible. His is smaller than Noah’s Ark. And if you’re asking, yes it does float. Why anyone would spend 2 years of their life building a stupid ship from a book that may or may not be true is crazy.

If completely sane people want to believe in magic that is their own deal I guess. But when you start believing stories about a guy who built a giant boat put 2 of EVERY animal on there, floated around for a year and then single handily saved the Earth’s population of animals. That my friends in the definition of crazy.

The dude has put stuffed full size animals on board his “ark” to make it more realistic and he’s put a 50 seat theatre in it where it has the part in Fantasia that shows Noah and his Ark. When I saw the picture of this boat I thought of the Simpsons episode where Mr. Burnshas that giant plane made out of wood that barely flys. This thing is so strange looking I’m not sure it will float. And I personally would laugh if it sank.

So if you want to read it here is the story. Let me know what you think…..

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14 Responses

  1. It’s amazing the things people have time on their hands for!

  2. I know…I barely have time to masturbate regularly, and this guy is building an ark!

  3. I always have time to masturbate. You gotta prioritize man!

  4. I suppose…It’s hard to though…With all the stalking I do sometimes I just don’t have time…

  5. I wish I had a stalker 😦

  6. I’m on it!

  7. Yea! All my dreams are coming true!!!

  8. Just keep your porch light on when you’re home so I know when to look into your windows….

  9. I really don’t see the big deal. It’s just a replica; the man isn’t really panning for the world to end, he just wants to educate people. The Noah’s Ark passage in the bible is really nice–I don’t necessarily take it as fact but, it is nice. At least he has a hobbie.

  10. It is insane…But I guess it could be worse…He could be shooting people at a mall or something….

  11. It’s quirky, a bit wierd but, I’ve seen insane and this man doesn’t come close. And, yeah, it could be worse.

  12. There are many different “flavors” of crazy….

  13. Flavors…hmmm, yeah there are, some just happen to be more intense than others.

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