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Drew Barry…Who?….

So apparently Drew Barrymore is on top of the 100 hottest people list. Yes, Drew Barrymore, the same chick that married Tom Green. Who she slept with to get on the cover of ANY magazine is anyone’s guess but I’m thinking this guy is probably behind it.

I’m not big into celebrities and all of that garbage, but I call them as I see them. Drew Barrymore is NOT attractive, not even a little bit. If I had a choice between sleeping with her or having a long painful root canalwithout novocain, I’d choose the root canal.

The other people on this list are good choices I guess….EXCEPT!!

Julia Roberts and her moustache. She is uglier than sin and is even worse when she is “acting.” I would rather punch myself in the face than look at her.

Overall I just think people pay too much attention to celebrities which in turn makes me pay too much attention to them…..So stop buying these magazines people! God damnit….

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11 Responses

  1. lol…you are too funny Steve…aint it great this country is free and we can rant whatever we want to!…I’ll always read whatever you write as long as I don’t have to join any other place ‘cept Myspace.

    Thom.

  2. I love being able to say whatever I please…

    Glad you stopped by. Yeah, it’s pretty sweet that you don’t have to join to comment and read.

  3. There is something a little weird about Drew Barrymore, but I’ve been told that I kind of looked like her when I was younger. Pfft!
    I always thought Julia Roberts was kind of ugly too!
    Rant away Stevie! We love to read it!

  4. I think it’s more that Drew Barrymore is insane…

    Julia Roberts is the most untalented actress in Hollywood…I would kick her in the stomach if I ever had the chance…

  5. Would you pick me over the root canal? Please please, pick me pick me!

  6. Haha…

    I would definitely pick you!

  7. I would rather punch you in the face too! 😀

  8. whaaaa??? I think drew barrymore is amazingly gorgeous. I’d make out with her. Maybe more.

  9. Thanks Captain!!…

    Bring a camera along Melsa…

  10. I don’t like her.

  11. Let’s beat her up!

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