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I Had an Idea Once

Posted on December 24, 2007 by King Steve

I had a good idea once. I had this idea yesterday.

I did all my Christmas shopping on Saturday, driving in a blizzard. I stopped at three (3) different stores and bought gift cards. I don’t buy normal presents anymore, it’s either a gift card or cash.

On my way home from the third store a light bulb exploded above my head.

EUREKA!

“Self.” I said. “What if you opened a store that just sold gift cards? Wouldn’t that be an amazing place?”

15.3 gift cards

After I marveled in my genius I told some people about my idea. They agreed it would be amazing, except that places like this exist already.

POP!

My bubble just burst.

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26 Responses

  1. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 4:38 am Said:

    What the hell was our great idea the other night?? It seemed really good at the time, I wish I would have written it down. Are we still doing the radio show Thursday?

    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Reply
  2. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 4:40 am Said:

    Who knows…I was drunk…

    Yeah, I’m down to do the show. We need to think of some topics and shit to talk about.

    Reply
  3. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 4:56 am Said:

    That is why we drink an hour before hand… Plus we can talk about the Chinese

    Reply
  4. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 4:56 am Said:

    That is why we drink an hour before hand… Plus we can talk about the Chinese.

    Reply
  5. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 4:57 am Said:

    Oh.. we can also talk about fantastic cinema featuring professional wrestlers… I am watching “They Live” right now.

    Reply
  6. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:02 am Said:

    Me drunk on the radio = fun times.

    Reply
  7. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:03 am Said:

    I’ve never even heard of that movie.

    Reply
  8. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:05 am Said:

    I enjoyed what I heard… Fuck Chea Pets

    Reply
  9. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:08 am Said:

    It features Roddy Piper (Rowdy Roddy Piper) and Keith David

    Reply
  10. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:09 am Said:

    I think they are called “Chia Pets.” But either way, they suck ass.

    Oh man. That dude sucked!

    Reply
  11. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:13 am Said:

    lol… I love the movie though, it has one of the best fight scenes ever! Plus many of the greatest lines ever!

    “I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum; and I am all out of bubble gum.”

    Reply
  12. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:17 am Said:

    I must have seen this movie at some point.

    How could I not have seen this movie?

    I’m looking this up on IMDB.com right now.

    Reply
  13. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:29 am Said:

    You will thank me later…

    Reply
  14. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:30 am Said:

    I’ve seen that shit before. That movie is lame as Hell.

    I remember Roddy Piper trying to grab that black dude’s balls when they fight about the glasses.

    Reply
  15. Jeffrey C, on December 24th, 2007 at 5:43 am Said:

    lol… YESSS!!!

    Reply
  16. lisa, on December 24th, 2007 at 8:50 am Said:

    that sucks when that happens!

    Reply
  17. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 9:20 am Said:

    Yeah those pricks read my mind from the past….Or something..

    Reply
  18. Jimmy, on December 24th, 2007 at 10:22 am Said:

    Why not give someone the gift of their name written in the snow? haha jk

    Reply
  19. superboobs, on December 24th, 2007 at 12:34 pm Said:

    i so wanted to be the one to burst your bubble and tell you that places like this already exist…

    oh and i remember yalls great idea from the other night…not sure if i want to tell you two…bc some how i ended up a hooker in it…

    Reply
  20. cowgalutah, on December 24th, 2007 at 1:13 pm Said:

    Happy Christmas!!!

    Reply
  21. King Steve, on December 24th, 2007 at 4:45 pm Said:

    Jimmy – That’s about all I can afford.

    Amanda – You remember my great idea? What was it?!

    Cow Gal – You too.

    Reply
  22. superboobs, on December 24th, 2007 at 11:21 pm Said:

    im not telling you. if you knew what it was…you would remember why.

    Reply
  23. King Steve, on December 25th, 2007 at 3:19 am Said:

    I’ll just listen to the archive. :)

    Reply
  24. Jimmy, on December 25th, 2007 at 11:16 am Said:

    Ya might come up short in the end. hahahhahaha

    Reply
  26. sexualtrex, on December 26th, 2007 at 11:39 pm Said:

    These places are called grocery stores.

    Reply

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